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Below are the 5 most recent journal entries recorded in Matt's LiveJournal:

    Monday, November 7th, 2005
    1:44 pm
    pubic hair
    Wow, I don't even know why I got this stupid live journal account in the first place. It's been a full year since the last time I wrote anything. That's actually not so much the live journal's fault as my own (for having done nothing worth writing about in a year).

    Current Mood: okay
    Wednesday, July 14th, 2004
    3:18 pm
    gawd damn it
    I'm so damn bored. I'll be in Baltimore in about a week though so thats better.

    Current Mood: chipper
    Tuesday, June 15th, 2004
    3:05 pm
    coco wheats coco wheats cant be beat
    Mistook the mold for frosting.

    Gumby wont stop looking at me.

    Current Mood: numb
    Friday, June 11th, 2004
    1:07 pm
    Jonesing
    Gave a ton of people a call this morning but no one was around so I sat on the couch to chill and then this mosquito started doing circles around my head. I tried to kill him but he made me dizzy with his mad maneuvering skills and I fainted. When I came to I did the dishes which sucked since we only have cold water since our gas got shut off. As it stands, we have no washing machine, no shower, no clean dishes, and no hot water...could be worse.

    Current Mood: contemplative
    Wednesday, June 9th, 2004
    4:23 pm
    creature from the stuco room
    Last night, I was lying in bed sweating and annoyed. I got this fan but something fell off inside the motor part I think, so it just kept rattling. Eventually I decided to turn it off. I laid back and then heard some giant claw creature inside my ceiling just walking around. I got scared so I pulled the covers up but then I got real hot again so I threw them back off. Then I got freaked because I wasn't sure if my sweat would carry the stench of fear and the claw creature would know he had the upper hand. I sat quietly, listening to the claw creature walkin around. Then I figured it was probably such a hard-core animal that it wouldn't matter whether I was asleep or awake if he decided to attack so I went to sleep.

    Current Mood: horny
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